you will receive one of a very limited run of Jackal Trades CDs
Includes unlimited streaming of Need the Character (s)
via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
ships out within 5 days
£10GBPor more
T-Shirt/Apparel + Digital Album
there is some limited edition grey t shirts of all sizes available as modelled by these Two muppets at the album launch (sorry it`s the best picture we have but basically it`s the album cover)
Includes unlimited streaming of Need the Character (s)
via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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£10GBPor more
signed limited edition book of lyrics featured in this L.P
Miley Cyrus, Miley Cyprus
Miley Syria , Military violence
Milling about as millions are silenced
minuscule coverage after mini short highlights
mibbay Syria must hide behind sillier
non-stories that don`t come much clickier
than Hannah Montana twerking on that sleazy prick
Robin the Thicke`s grey area
blurred ,news, head, lines bad news burier
before you google analytics take a look in the mirror
world war imminent we won`t address this
does the national service bill not make you feel nervous?
are you capable of feeling at all anymore?
or are you more inclined to rewind awards shows?
addressing the dress sense of a corporate whore ?
and ignore the logistics of a chemical war?
the legitimacy of it and what it`s all for
do you remember that time we were lied to before?
whether you believe it`s all planned or they made a mistake
people pay with their lives and that`s what`s really at stake
before we arrive with our superman cape
what`s real and whats faked and how much money will they make?
who gets the tax break and whose on the take?
For clarity`s sake we must have this debate
it`s Assad fact our track record is deplorable
historically and anecdotally we re not sociable
coming soon to your town it`s workfare warfare
who the fuck will care when your stuck over there?
screaming `My God! ` as you die on your todd
With Miley Cyrus , Robin Thicke looping on your I Pod
I read the news today oh boy
about a lucky man who made the grade
although the news was rather sad
(it's Assad fact)
I just had to laugh
Red case, Red face, Bass neck , Smell plaice
Nut case , Crack nut, Back door , Slam shut
Tote up , Cross out, Buzz word played out
Gideon grinning and spinning nay doubt
action excused question refused
man`s shopping list on Six O clock news
theory debunked back door slam shut
fact avoidance (what a bargain hunt!)
`For Sale` picket on downing street lawn
foreclosed forewarned for so long forlorn
face long like burger taken from supermarket chain
delay investigating like an Ayrshire train
flogging dead horses when you should be beefing cows
arouse suspicion in the pantomine gowns (Findus)
renowned nouns drown out new found sounds
Wonga Mafia running these towns
armed with darwin sarcasm, Damn it`s scarring can`t fathom
an understanding of the planet to a man like Bradley Manning
calming is as Cameron banning the internet and harming
the sick, the poor, the vulnerable, the old, the cold , the starving
we should be on the street protesting and demanding
but they kettle, blacken our name, pot luck barring, it`s alarming
plucking chickens out of thin air
GM farming , fuckin` charming
they peddle meds for profit to meddle moods that am in
scamming data collector crime predictor spreadsheet
drop out on a losing streak a deadbeat
a pan faced cheek a saucery lobotomy
frying heartbeats with a deep fried leak
apocalyptic visions too far bleak for Orwell
But the Bank of Google will ultimately sell well
A Cypriot bank card is fun in a recession
Facebook says `You May Have Fucked This Person`
you live or you`ve learn
well spend what you`ve earned
key in 1-9-8-4 , click `like` , resend
credits
from Need the Character (s),
released November 5, 2016
Produced and recorded by Gordy Duncan JR
Gordy was an essential part of getting our 1st demos done. He also produced `Miley Syria`, `Shortcut to Longevity` and 'Marilyn Monroe Logic' and you may know him as the Girobabies drummer. Jackal Trades
The Twistettes are the best punk rock band in Scotland. Their lead singer is also the bassist in Girobabies and features on Two Jackal Trades tracks `Jack the Lad` and 'We Shine Our Torch...` Jackal Trades